Martha got her show cancelled and its my fault. I never watched one episode. I never gave it a chance!
You see, I never watch Donald Trumps version of The Apprentice either.
To me, any resemblance to how executives are selected in real life is zilch. The Apprentice is just a game show. One of the losers wins.
When the feds decided that Martha was not being nice (rather than just being totally confused) and that she should go to jail, I decided that was the low point of her life. I didnt realize that she was going to make a fool of her self like The Donald.
The Donald is use to being a fool. He knows what is going on, how to play the fool, and he knows that it is bringing in a ton of money.
It just doesnt look good on Martha. She needs to regain her dignity after that indignity of being in the slammer for so long for such a trivial offence.
She should have left the lying to the professionals, her lawyers. They would have done it right. I n fact, they should have been held in contempt for not defending her properly. They should have been disbarred and sent to the slammer, not our Dear Martha!(Do you have your handkerchiefs out?)
While Martha set in the hoosegow, the darned stock went right back up! The should have let her out when it hit forty!
I met Donald Trump at Steve Hydes funeral. We were both pallbearers. Steve ran two of Trump's Atlantic City casinos. The night before Steve was killed in the helicopter crash on the Garden State Parkway Steve told me that The Donald has a normal high-class brother named Robert. I thought youd like to know that.
Here is a sidelight: Trump was to take the chopper back from New York to Atlantic City. At the last minute he decided to take a lemo. That is what preserved him. Even the angels, not only greedy women, love The Donald.
Okay, the last two sentences were a lame excuse to show you that Im an expert in this celebrity area. (But the story is true.)
To add color to this article Ive added some jokes:
Martha Stewart was convicted of four counts of lying and obstruction of justice and could serve up to 20 years in Congress. Craig Kilborn (http://politicalHumor.about.com/library/blmarthastewartjokes.htm)
From:http://politicalHumor.about.com/:
Florida Gov. Jeb Bush says he wants to be president. Well that's good; somebody will have to pardon his brother. David Letterman
Rumor is that President Bush's brother, Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, may run for president. Rumor is? According to Florida voting machines, he's already won. Jay Leno
I looked and looked for a joke about The Donald. It seemsThe Donald. just isnt funny.
Hes not!
But he would be very funny indeed if you gave him a zillion dollars for doing it.
People would be saying, Tee Hee!
CopyrightJohn T. Jones, Ph.D.2005
John T. Jones, Ph.D. (tjbooks@hotmail.com)is a retired R&D engineer and VP of a Fortune 500 company. He is author of detective & western novels, nonfiction (business, scientific, engineering), poetry, etc. Former editor of international trade magazine. Jones is Executive Representative of International Wealth Success.
More info: http://www.tjbooks.com
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Author:: John T Jones, Ph.D.
Keywords:: The Apprentice, Trump, Martha Stewart, Humor, reality shows, Taylor Jones, Celebrities
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