If I were to tell you about an actor that has worked consistently in major Hollywood Movies for over two decades, has worked often with Academy-Award winning writers, actors and directors and who has a legion of fans that follow him in all his Movies no matter the genre or story, what would your immediate reaction to this person be? Would you think Wow, this guy must be great. Twenty years of studio Movies, he must be talented. Based solely on the description of the actor written above, with no names attached, would you ever in your right mind assume that the person was bad at his craft; that he sucked. Chances are you wouldnt. And yet, if after giving you that description I told you the actor was Keanu Reeves, I bet I know what your reaction would be. He sucks!
I just dont get it. In every interview he gives he comes across as an insightful, cerebral, well-rounded person who doesnt mire himself in the vagaries of stardom and never asks for more than he needs. His co-stars glow about him, and quality directors line up to put him in their Movies. And yet, for some inexplicable reason, he is plagued by this notion that he is dumb. And that he is untalented. And I just dont get it.
How can he suck if hes still making big Movies twenty years into his career? The majority of his early peers are gone and forgotten; actors like Christian Slater, Judd Nelson, Emilio Estevez, Andrew McCarthy, et al, and yet here he is coming out with a huge new movie this Friday (The Lake House). He has survived critical drubbings more severe than he deserves. He has been heckled and flamed and deplored because he has good looks, but a vacant affectation. He is perceived as a flat actor, devoid of charisma, empty of emotional depth. And yet, hes still here making big Movies. So you explain it to me.
I have been a fan of Keanu since his Bill & Ted days. I have defended my love for the man who would be Neo to every one of my friends a nd family. I have gotten into screaming matches with people I barely know, just because I heard them bash the man. And I have never lost an argument about him, because no one can prove that he isnt a gifted, talented performer. They lose, because I can prove that he is.
But my arguing stops now. Once and for all I am going to prove to the world that Keanu Reeves does NOT suck. And I will prove it to you in 40 point list format. I promise you that when you finish reading this piece you will respect, admire and appreciate the talent that is Keanu Reeves.
Let the proving begin
1.If you werent impressed by Keanus mean, Southern Redneck in The Gift or at least agree he was impressively intense, well then we have nothing to talk about. Just click the X and leave this site immediately.
2.Contrary to popular belief, has never won a Razzie Award. Which is more than I can say for these actors: Halle Berry, Charlton Heston, John Travolta, Bruce Willis, K evin Costner, Demi Moore, Marlon Brando, Dennis Hopper, Sylvester Stallone, Sharon Stone, Faye Dunaway, Woody Harrelson and Madonna
3.Without being asked, gave $38 Million dollars to The Wachowski Brothers so that they could properly finish the Matrix sequels. $38 Million! Lets see Tom Cruise drop that much for one of his clunkers.
4.Has worked with the following critically acclaimed directors: Francis Ford Coppola, Ron Howard, Bernardo Bertolucci, Gus Van Sant, Sam Raimi, Taylor Hackford, Lawrence Kasdan, Stephen Frears, Richard Linklater
5.Whoa
6.Keanus name means cool breeze over the mountains in Hawaiian, which is pretty cool. Compare that to Jean Claude Van Damme, which is loosely translated in German as giant douchebag.
7.The night before he was to shoot his kissing-h eavy love scene for A Walk in the Clouds, Keanu took a hockey puck to his mouth, which required six stitches. He still showed up the next day for work and shot the scene over the course of six hours. Lets see a pussyboy like Orlando Bloom do that! Keanu is hardcore.
8.Showing extreme foresight and good judgment (which is more than I can say for Sandra Bullock), passed on an easy $10 million payday to star in Speed 2, because he didnt think the script was any good. And he was right. Tell me again why people think hes stupid?
9.Deferred part of his salary on The Replacements (2000) so Gene Hackman could be cast. Obviously, the man knows what makes a movie great. And that would be the Hack Man.
10.Has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. They dont just give those out, you know.
11.A personal quote: I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb. At least the man is brave enough to admit who he is.
12.Is not nearly as stiff, wooden or stupid as Paul Walker.
13.Has starred in six $100 Million grossing Movies. Which is more than the following actors who many claim are better than Keanu: Johnny Depp, George Clooney, Russell Crowe, Leonardo DiCaprio, Colin Farrell, Richard Gere, Hugh Grant, Ethan Hawke, Val Kilmer, Jude Law, Matthew McConaughey, Sean Penn, Joaquin Phoenix, Tim Robbins, Kevin Spacey, Vince Vaughn, Dennis Quiad and Al freakin Pacino!
14.Almost never shows up in tabloids, an extremely welcome quality considering the glut of media whores we have today (ahem, TomKat!).
15.Yeah it gave people the impression hes an idiot, and no, its not Shakespeare, but cmon, who doesnt love Bill & Teds Excellent Adventure!
16.I am an F-B-I Agent! That line rules.
17.Decided to leave his band Dogstar so that the rest of the group would not be held back by his celebrity or by his busy schedule. Which is more than I can say for a few other jackass actors/wannabe rockers (ahem, Russell Crowe).
18.Managed to keep a straight face all the way through the abysmally crappy Sweet November. That takes talent people.
19.Has worked with the following Academy Award winning actors: Al Pacino, Gene Hackman, Rachel Weisz, Charlize Theron, Jack Nicholson, Diane Keaton, Marisa Tomei, Morgan Freeman, Anthony Hopkins, Emma Thompson, Denzel Washington, Anthony Quinn, Kevin Kline, William Hurt, and then guy who played Bill in Bill & Teds. Im pretty sure hes won a couple Oscars by now.
20.Is The One. Warrants mentioning.
21.Knows his acting limitations and in doing so, does not try to overextend himself in roles he couldnt do; which means not only that his Movies are better, but so is every movie he turns down. Hes making Movies hes NOT in better, someone give it up for this man.
22.Does not own a computer. So you know what that means is not a MySpace whore.
23.In his review for Speed, Rog er Ebert had this to say about Keanu: Keanu Reeves has never had a role like this before. In fact, in his previous film, he played the mystical Prince Siddhartha, and generally he tends toward dreamy, sensitive characters. That's why it's sort of amazing to see him so cool and focused here, a completely convincing action hero who is as centered and resourceful as a Clint Eastwood or Harrison Ford in similar situations.
24.Has made Movies in every single genre.
25.He played Buddha. No, Im serious, the Buddha. Between playing the freaking Buddha and playing a stoner in Bill & Teds, why do people think he has no range?
26.Back in the 80s, he taught stoners of the world something about history (and brought Napoleon to Waterlube). Also, I'd be remiss if I didn't add that he's totally non, non non, non non, non, non heinous.
27.And despite being viewed as a stoner, has never been pigeonholed on screen. In his various film roles, he has played: an FBI ag ent, a cop, a serial killer, a lawyer, a doctor, a dentist, the One, a Quarterback, a musician, an ad exec, a nuclear physicist (hello!), a redneck, a soldier, the freakin Buddha, a gay hustler, and a Dog Boy.
28.He knows kung fu. So, you know, dont screw with him.
29.When Keanu decides to do a sequel: Bill & Teds Bogus Journey. When Keanu decides not to do a sequel: Speed 2. Can this guy pick winners, or what?
30.Is none of the following: a Scientologist (Tom Cruise), a john (Hugh Grant), a drug addict (Robert Downey Jr.), a cheat (Jude Law), a phone-thrower (Russell Crowe), hard to work with (Val Kilmer) or a mean bastard (Sean Penn)
31.Besides his obvious acting talents, Keanu also: surfs, rides motorcycles, was a good enough hockey goalie to earn the nickname The Wall, performs Shakespeare, reads philosophy, plays guitar in a slew of rock bands, ballroom dances, horseback rides, and knows kung fu. Is there anything he cant do?
32.His nam e is actually pronounced kay-ah-nu, not key-ah-nu, and yet never makes a fuss out of it (ahem, DEMI!).
33.Has romanced on-screen: Charlize Theron (twice), Sandra Bullock (twice), Monica Bellucci (twice), Rachel Weisz (twice), Carrie-Anne Moss (thrice), Diane Lane, Connie Nielson, Dina Meyer and Uma Thurman. This does not necessarily prove his specific level of suckage, but it does prove that hot actresses want to bang him on-screen, which is an important quality in todays movie stars. For example, nobody wants to nail Adam Sandler, and hes not nearly as good an actor as Keanu, even if you count Punch-Drunk Love twice.
34.Was in the Pilot episode of the awesome short-lived Jay Mohr show, Action. And since that show ruled all, he in turn, receives a percentage of the ruling. Lets say 17%.
35.To his everlasting credit, never made a cameo appearance on Will & Grace, which makes him only one of five movie stars in the world never to have done so.
36.Wa s the host for a documentary show called Children Remember the Holocaust. He supports the faith, I support him.
37.Has a college class based around his Movies. The Films of Keanu Reeves at the Art Center College of Design in Pasadena, CA. Name another supposedly sucky actor that has a college class named after him? Thats right, you cant, because Keanus the only one. Because he kicks ass AND educates the youth of tomorrow.
38.Turned down the Val Kilmer role in Heat to do a production of Hamlet in Canada. If I havent said it before, let me say it now, the man is devoted to his craft. He works on it, he tries new things. He keeps working. Even if you think hes not getting better, at least hes trying. How many movie stars keep pushing themselves after they hit it big? How many just coast along on generic roles and unspectacular performances? Keanu pushes himself. Screw all to his limitations, he pushes himself and I respect him for it.
39.British t heater critic Roger Lewis of the Sunday Times in London (who knows something about Shakespeare, after all he is British) had this to say about Keanus Winnipeg-based performance of The Prince of Denmark in Hamlet: He quite embodied the innocence, the splendid fury, the animal grace of the leaps and bounds, the emotional violence, that form the Prince of Denmark. He is one of the top three Hamlets I have seen, for a simple reason: he is Hamlet.
40.Brought unto the world the phrase Bogus, dude, for which we are all eternally grateful.
Now tell me, after reading this piece, do you still think he sucks?
I didnt think so.
Jason Matthews (a.k.a. The Jay) is the head writer for the http://www.TheJay.com. Through the Ruskin Group Theatre and their showcase Caf Plays, Jason has written and produced seven one act plays, all with great success. When hes not balking at the idea of writing a play longer than twelve pages, Jason can be found online, writing scathin g celebrity rebukes, downloading gloriously bad celebrity commercials, and obsessively studying box office returns and IMDB resume pages. Go ahead, try and stump him at Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, its not gonna happen.
Author:: Jason Matthews
Keywords:: keanu reeves, Speed, lake house, Movies, Matrix,
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